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Traversing the Galaxy to Intergalactic Travels to Pigfarts
Why has this not been on my dashboard yet??? This was my absolute favorite part out of the whole movie!!
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Harry Potter + sassiness (in the Goblet of Fire).
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legitimately why i started watching PLL
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Harry Potter according to...
Sirius Black
- Sirius Black and the prison fun.
- Sirius Black and the prison fun.
- Sirius Black and the reunited with my werewolf boyfriend.
- Sirius Black and the playtime fun with my werewolf boyfriend.
- Sirius Black and the who is this girl hitting on my werewolf boyfriend I should kill her but I die have fun with my werewolf boyfriend you bitch.
- Sirius Black and the I am dead.
Neville Longbottom
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass.
- Neville and Being Badass
- Neville and Being EXTREMELY Badass.
Filch
- Filch and the Year Hogwarts Started to go to Hell.
- Filch and MY CAT IS PETRIFIED!
- Filch and Nothing Significant.
- Filch and I Hate Cleaning Up After Other Schools.
- Filch and I Love Umbridge.
- Filch and Umbridge Isn’t Here Anymore.
- Filch and Half the Castle’s Destroyed, I Might As Well Quit.
Severus Snape
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Quirrel .
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a book.
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by a fucking dog.
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the former rat.
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by Umbridge.
- Severus Snape and the year I had to keep that little kid from getting killed by the other death eaters.
- Severus Snape and the year I died trying to keep that little kid safe.
Hedwig
- Hedwig and Fuck Yes Harry Potter Owns Me.
- Hedwig and I’m a Fucking Owl.
- Hedwig and I’m Still an Owl.
- Hedwig and HERMIONE’S NOT AN OWL.
- Hedwig and Life Is Pretty Great As An Owl.
- Hedwig and That Pigwidgeon Is Really Starting To Annoy The Piss Out Of Me.
- Hedwig and SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER I’M DEAD.
Ron Weasley
- Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
- Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
- Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
- Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
- Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
- Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
- Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger
- Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
- Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
- Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
- Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
- Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
- Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
- Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.
Cedric Diggory
- Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
- Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
- Cedric and That Time He Found The Snitch.
- Cedric and That Time He Died.
Dumbledore
- Dumbledore and the Oh Shit He’s at Hogwarts Now.
- Dumbledore and the Oh Shit Tom Riddle’s at it Again.
- Dumbledore and the I Am Totally Allowing Two Teenagers To Save A Convicted Murderer Even Though I Don’t Know For Sure He’s Innocent.
- Dumbledore and I Didn’t Recognise Someone Pretending To Be Someone I’d Been Friends With For Decades.
- Dumbledore and the Harry’s Angsty, Time to Leave Him Alone.
- Dumbledore and the I’ll Have Secret Lessons with Harry While I Wait for My Cursed Hand to Kill Me.
- Dumbledore and the Wait, You Guys Aren’t Supposed to Know About My Past.
Voldemort
- Lord Voldemort and that time I picked the wrong head to chill on.
- Lord Voldemort and that time he killed my snake.
- Lord Voldemort and the time I was not around.
- Lord Voldemort and that time I killed some spare.
- Lord Voldemort and the time I hung out in the Ministry.
- Lord Voldemort and that time that I wasn’t there but Snape Killed Dumbledore.
- Lord Voldemort and the time he and his friends kicked my ass.
Fred and George
- Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
- Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
- Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
- Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
- Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
- Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
- Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.
Lucius Malfoy
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
- Lucius Malfoy and the Things He Heard About.
ME
- Harry Potter and the year I became addicted.
- Harry Potter and the year I discover wizard classism.
- Harry Potter and the year I fell in love with his parents & their friends.
- Harry Potter and the year Voldemort came back.
- Harry Potter and the year I realize the ministry blows.
- Harry Potter and the year I discover why nobody could just fucking kill Voldemort and be done with it.
- Harry Potter and the year when shit got real.
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Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their opinions on women’s appearance matter a lot. Not all men buy into this, of course, but many do. Some seem incapable of entertaining the notion that not everything women do with their appearance is for men to look at. This is why men’s response to women discussing stifling beauty norms is so often something like “But I actually like small boobs!” and “But I actually like my women on the heavier side, if you know what I mean!” They don’t realize that their individual opinion on women’s appearance doesn’t matter in this context, and that while it might be reassuring for some women to know that there are indeed men who find them fuckable, that’s not the point of the discussion.
Women, too, have been socialized to believe that the ultimate arbiters of their appearance are men, that anything they do with their appearance is or should be “for men.” That’s why women’s magazines trip over themselves to offer up advice on “what he wants to see you wearing” and “what men think of these current fashion trends” and “wow him with these new hairstyles.” While women can and do judge each other’s appearance harshly, many of us grew up being told by mothers, sisters, and female strangers that we’ll never “get a man” or “keep a man” unless we do X or lose some fat from Y, unless we moisturize//trim/shave/push up/hide/show/”flatter”/paint/dye/exfoliate/pierce/surgically alter this or that.
That’s also why when a woman wears revealing clothes, it’s okay, in our society, to assume that she’s “looking for attention” or that she’s a slut and wants to sleep with a bunch of guys. Because why else would a woman wear revealing clothes if not for the benefit of men and to communicate her sexual availability to them, right? It can’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that it’s hot out or it’s more comfortable or she likes how she looks in it or everything else is in the laundry or she wants to get a tan or maybe she likes women and wants attention from them, not from men?
The result of all this is that many men, even kind and well-meaning men, believe, however subconsciously, that women’s bodies are for them. They are for them to look at, for them to pass judgment on, for them to bless with a compliment if they deign to do so. They are not for women to enjoy, take pride in, love, accept, explore, show off, or hide as they please. They are for men and their pleasure.
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Lily Myers - “Shrinking Women” (CUPSI 2013)
“As she shrinks, the space around her seems increasingly vast.”
Lily Myers, of Wesleyan University, performing at the 2013 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational. This piece was awarded Best Love Poem in the tournament.
“I asked five questions in genetics class today, and all of them started with the word ‘sorry.’”
Preach.
THIS. PREACH IT LOUD, SISTER
Wow.
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| Black guy kills some people. | |
| News: | Criminal. |
| Muslim guy kills some people. | |
| News: | Terrorist. |
| Latino guy kills some people. | |
| News: | Criminal. |
| White guy kills some people. | |
| News: | Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.) |
| Teenage boys rape a girl | |
| News: | Potential NFL athletes, popular students, class presidents, funny, intelligent, bright, enthusiastic, handsome, sought after, promising, polite, "poor boys who lost their future dream" |
| Teenage girl is raped: | |
| News: | What was she wearing? Was she drunk? How much was she drinking? Was her cleavage showing? Well maybe she was asking for it? Well was it really "rape"? She was a slut. Teens today are too sexually active. Did she lead them on? |
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| teachers: | teenagers should get at least 10 hours of sleep a night. |
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| teachers: | do three hours of homework and a three page essay on top of your extracurriculars or else you'll fail |
apologetic notes for the socially inept
Sometimes I want to apologize for not being able to talk to people like a normal human being. So I made these.
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